Almost forgot to post a ref of Luke, my OC for 's OC tournament.
Name: Luke "not the movie star Goddamn you" Wilson Sex: Male Age: 23 Blood type: lager Status: Cheers notes: Scottish/Welsh descent. Salem, Oregon-born. Currently makes his home someplace in Dublin. Can never find his damn apartment. Bio: Luke was born in Salem, Oregon to loving parents who nonetheless had no idea how to raise a child. So they did the best they could and turfed out someone who seems a bit kinked in the middle. This is perfectly all right as Luke is, by and large, harmless, although he shouldn't be given fruit when he's in some of his more erratic moods. He became a monster hunter at the age of sixteen, somehow graduating high school early in spite of mediocre grades. No one's quite sure how he lost his eye, but he claims it was because a drunk zombie hooker beat him with herpes. Of course he describes a lot of things as being "like being beaten with herpes by a drunk zombie hooker," so he may just be saying it was particularly unpleasant. Whatever it was, he likes to show off the scar the experience left, which resembles Richard Nixon. Luke has discovered that Ireland has the greatest concentration of monsters than anyplace else, which is why he's currently attempting to live in Dublin. His tendency to let Aziraphale steer is probably what most contributes to his inability to end up at the right apartment on the first try. Fortunately he's only been arrested twice trying to unlock the wrong door. Personality: LUke comes off as fairly cheerful but mildly demented. This is probably accurate. Luke also comes off as highly sarcastic. This is also accurate. Sometimes Luke giggles a little when he hits things. As a matter of fact it's safe to say that Luke just wants a good fight, a good beer, and maybe a good woman to go with one or the other. Preferably the beer. That probably means she likes him. Luke tends to attribute most of his less obvious problems to either his heritage (such as the little voice in his head which tells him to eat people, which he puts down to his Welsh blood), or the cat (which is just about everything else). He has learned that it is always useful to blame the cat. Weaponry and accoutrements: Luke fights with a shovel which, wielded in different ways, can be used as a pike, a hammer, or a shotgun. A couple of loops sewn into his jacket give him someplace to put it when he isn't using it. He also throws Aziraphale as a weapon. The cat was chosen especially because of his temperament, which is so easygoing that by the time Luke retreives him, he's lost the urge to tear out the man's throat. Lastly, Luke also fights with a .357 Magnum, which, in his hands, fires squirrels. Angry, flaming squirrels. It needs no loading. It needs no reloading. For it becomes...the Squirrel Magnum.
Luke is assisted in the demonstration of his gun by a little man I made up who I call Johnny von Victim.
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Dear GAWD, this'll be interesting.
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Took me down to the river, so I could drown, drown, drown
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Elder gods ruin parties.
"Ed obeys the ramen! Only the Ramen! All others are false! Repent!"~Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
I know I'd be confused to death if I couldn't use the gun.
Awesome.
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Took me down to the river, so I could drown, drown, drown
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Elder gods ruin parties.
"Ed obeys the ramen! Only the Ramen! All others are false! Repent!"~Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
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Elder gods ruin parties.
"Ed obeys the ramen! Only the Ramen! All others are false! Repent!"~Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
I don't look like it, but I do.
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Elder gods ruin parties.
"Ed obeys the ramen! Only the Ramen! All others are false! Repent!"~Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
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